orange juice + blueberry + milk + vega + redbull = Sweet Jesus.

I basically just emptied the contents of my refrigerator into a glass and, I must say, it's amazing.

That said, I think it's time to talk a little bit about myself, instead of my opinions. I'm female - most of you will have assumed that and/or figured that out by now. Some of you will have just learned. I live in California, right there beside the beach, and yes, I consider myself lucky for that. The rent is too expensive and it's foggy a lot of the time, but I wouldn't want to trade it in for anything.

I am, at the time of this posting, 28 years of age. I work full time and respect the hell out of my job, and the mere fact that I have a job. I don't think anyone in the world owes me anything, other than whatever respect I might have earned. My job is within the piercing industry, and it's been one hell of a ride. This is an amazing concept - the body jewelry industry lies somewhere between porn stars and celebrities. I've known raunchy and I've known luxurious, all stemmed from the same environment -it's the people, for better or worse. It's the people.

I had a rough childhood like most people did, and parents who loved me dearly like a lot of people didn't. I had puppies and playgrounds and then growing up too fast; I don't regret any of this, and I'm actually quite proud of who I am right now. I'm quiet, but when I think it's time for my opinion to be heard, I'm not going to be secretive about it.

I'm that person you go to when you're ready to be told you're probably wrong, and that maybe, just maybe, it's time to see somewhere outside of your personal bubble. I'm the person who will call a spade a spade, and if you're being a moron, well...

I don't have any children and I'm not married. I don't own a home. I own a car. I rent. I think of myself as one of those people who has potential, but is a little bit... What's the word? Oh, yes, lazy. I'm not much for religion, but I think there are amazing, beautiful things inside of our world or out. There are just too many times you get that feeling in your gut, your chest, your body - the swell of euphoria and the knowledge that we're not so alone. I believe there's something at work, and I don't think it involves a hell or a place where bad people go. I think it's important to have good people and bad people.

I don't exercise often, I don't eat well, and at the end of the day I'm the laziest person around, but right now this is working for me.

I'm not that fond of most people. It's not what the person looks like - it's what the person acts like. The things people say and do blow me away. People are cruel, and stupid, and selfish, and ... This is why I don't get out much.

Brown hair, brown eyes, 5'6" - and that's a wrap.