on taxes

Taxes are an inevitable part of life, because humans are greedy, and we don't like to share with each other, but we're perfectly fine with someone demanding they be in leadership - we like being followers and we're not in any sort of position for a global uproar.
So we're stuck, right?  I have no problem letting them take part of my hard-earned paycheck to go towards certain things, but why can't I be the deciding factor on where that money is going?  I suggest they treat it like a 401k - We've all used one of those before, right?  A certain percentage of the money is allotted into certain categories of your choosing, totaling 100% of what you put in.
For example, mine might like like this:
On a yearly basis, perhaps right there on the Tax form, there is a 'where would you like your money to go?' box (this is all just hypothetical), and I fill in the following:  30% education, 10% planned parenthood, 40% general government; 40% non-personal/personal medical - Of course, there would have to be fine print.
*No more than __% can be set aside for personal - like Social Security.  Other organizations would have to have a cap, too, I'm sure.  It'd take some looking into further.
I'm just saying no one company would get everything, because there are people  in this world who believe everything opposite you do - lots of them, actually!  I think it'd make it more fun, as if you had the chance to 'spend ' your money.
And how about if you don't fill out that piece of paperwork, yours goes automatically to the general Federal Pie Chart?  People are lazy, that that'd sure to be a utilized option!

Just saying.  Could be fun.

because it's worth watching.

get the fuck out of here.

This is too close:  Zombie Ants.  Too close for all of us that knew it was coming, but were trying to join in on the blissfully unawares.  That can't happen! You say, and yet.. yet, there it is!  Oh! And Brain Parasites in general.  We know about Brain Parasites.  They make you do things.  Your brain is ridiculously capable of being corrupted, even by itself.

So I'm thinking the next thing to do - after prepping the shelter, assuring canned food, and assembling weaponry just in case - is to convince someone else that they need to make a movie about this shit.  No! Seriously! Make a movie about the real Apocalypse and what is possible on a biological level.

Of course, some might argue that it could cause mass hysteria if it was all based on scientific facts.  Then people would do stupid shit, then you'd get blamed for it, then.. Well, nevermind, I guess, until someone figures out a clever way to get away with it.