Wednesday, June 22, 2011

get the fuck out of here.

This is too close:  Zombie Ants.  Too close for all of us that knew it was coming, but were trying to join in on the blissfully unawares.  That can't happen! You say, and yet.. yet, there it is!  Oh! And Brain Parasites in general.  We know about Brain Parasites.  They make you do things.  Your brain is ridiculously capable of being corrupted, even by itself.

So I'm thinking the next thing to do - after prepping the shelter, assuring canned food, and assembling weaponry just in case - is to convince someone else that they need to make a movie about this shit.  No! Seriously! Make a movie about the real Apocalypse and what is possible on a biological level.

Of course, some might argue that it could cause mass hysteria if it was all based on scientific facts.  Then people would do stupid shit, then you'd get blamed for it, then.. Well, nevermind, I guess, until someone figures out a clever way to get away with it.

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