get a pierce for your gauges.

pierce   
[peers]
verb, pierced, pierc·ing.

Read: Verb. You can go to your local shop and get a piercing. You can even let them pierce a part of your body. What you cannot do is "get a pierce". That's not even a thing.. Do you have any idea how stupid it sounds when that comes out of your mouth? Oh, right, you're a simpleton.

gauge   
[geyj] Show IPA
verb, gauged, gaug·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
1.
to determine the exact dimensions, capacity, quantity, or force of; measure.

You cannot 'gauge' your ears. You can buy 0Gauge *for* your ears, but you cannot 0g your ear. You do not say "I like your inches, dude", although, after 0000gauge, do you not go into inches? Most people who holler "Sweet Gauges, Dude!" down the street are yelling at someone who has ears stretched (STRETCHED) enough to be inches anyway.

So go get your pierce and be sure to shove some gauges in it, moron.